If you're of the mind that nothing suggests a boost to physical fitness quite like an interlude of choking on vomit, we've got great news for you. A merchant who's clearly well acquainted with Superman's Bizarro World has decided to market an energy drink bearing the name and likeness of noted health nut Jimi Hendrix. 
The libation, dubbed Liquid Experience, doesn't overtly promise to help imbibers improve their stamina on either the six-string or any of the activities for which Pamela Des Barres praised Hendrix's prowess. It does, however, pledge to offer to siphon a percentage of its profits into music education programs -- a fine idea, as long as that percentage is larger than, say, zero-percent.
Call us jaded if you like, but we'll hold off until the brew is peddled in conjunction with a matching Janis Joplin hip flask -- what could be more authentic than that?
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