Sunday, April 1, 2007

The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever: No. 20

The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever: No. 20
Where have all the poets gone? To pop music, of course. However, judging from our list, some of these esteemed wordsmiths could use a new thesaurus. We'll take your complaints at the end.


"If I was a sculptor

But then again, no"

--Elton John's 'Your Song'
(lyrics by Bernie Taupin)


Well, then stop bringing it up already! This line has been wasting our time for three decades.

 
 
 
The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever: No. 1


"Coast to coast

L.A. to Chicago"


--Sade's 'Smooth Operator'


Sade was born in Nigeria and grew up in London, but her biggest hit reveals that she's clearly not a smooth navigator.


 
 
The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever: No. 18


"I love you like

A fat kid loves cake"


--50 Cent's '21 Questions'


Gangsta, schmangsta -- brotha should write Hallmark cards.

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