One day God sent an Email LOL

One day God sent an angel to earth to really find out how things were really going.   The angel came back and said "Not too good.    95% of all of your children are really misbehaving badly.    And only 5% are really truly righteous souls.   So, in this electronic age, God decided to send an email to all those who were truly righteous souls on the right path......   Know what the email said?   Didn't think so.   I didn't get one either.